1).Na kro tum kisi ki kashi kardari
Warna bohat mare ga Zardari
2).Bivio bach ke rehna moseebat pari bari hai
Ab sadr hamara Asif Zardari hai
3).Kal jo Bivi jagar pari Us se kaha tang aa kar
Chitthi likhon Asif zardari ko tje theek kare?
isteefay pr sochta
hoon Faraz !
woh to hushboo hai hawaon main
bikhar jae ga
masla tou MULK ka hai
jisay ab Zardari nigal
jaey ga.
2). 1 sardaar ko TELENOR mein operator ki job
mil gai,
pehli hi din
call aei,
“sir ! meri TELENOR ” ki sim
block ho gai hai”
sardaar ! te saaleya tu
U FONE di sim le la.
3). Indian to Pakistani ,
Hamary pass Shahrukh ,
amir ,salman ,akshay ,amitabh, hy
tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani !
Hamare pass Faraz hai………
4). Mujay us shahs se bohat pyar hai FARAZ,
jo masjid mei kehta hai
rozay walio roza
khol lo.
5). MY last wish !
mujay jla dena,
ya dfna dena,
par marty waqt 2 ghoont
beer pila dena,
mai taj mahal
nahi mangta yaro bas
meri qabar par
girls hostel bana dena.
6). Girlz aur universities
mein aik fact
common hai?,
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Apply har taraf krna chahiye
………kahee na kahee
chance ban he jaata hai….
1). Nawaz:Zardari bhai aap ne mje apna e-mail adress nahi diya
Zardari:Nawaz bhai mera koi e-mail adress nahi,
e-mail to chote logon ka hota hai,mera
email adress nahi hai
mra b-mail adress hai
Black -mail
2). Zardari k gorhe aj kal bhooke hein Faraz,
ap dil khol kr chano ka atia dein
3). Tum Zardari ko kuch mat kehna Faraz,
kutte ki dum kabi seedhi nahi hoti
4). Zardari ko sikha do amoor-e-hana daari
phr nahi rahe ga woh Zardari
September 20, 2008 by Aslam Bhai
Filed under SMS
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar
Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .
Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!
September 20, 2008 by Aslam Bhai
Filed under SMS
EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD MubArAk
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after 24 hours everyone
will wish u but
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRAK
When the sun has set, and day is done-
I”ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It”s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!
Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye,
Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
Sare mob network jaam ho jayen
Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye…
“EID Mubarak“
You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds,
a vase of blessing,
a parachut of glad itdings
4 completing da holy ramadan.
EID MUBARAK
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(take ur mobile infront of mirror to read this)
plz dont erase! its really interesting
2).Indian PM to Zardari:”meray pas bipasha
hay,karina hy,
malika hy,ashwariya hai,
tmhare pass
kia hy”
Zardari:”mery pass
mera flat hai
,sab ko le aao.
3).Usay kaha tha
k 1 meter kapra
zayda le lo,
ab kehti hy
:mri phullan wali kurti
hoi wakhiyan to
tang wa…………
4).Waqt milay kabi
to
parh lia kro namaaz,
ye kia k har
waqt bas
Faraaaz,faraaz,faraaz.
5).Don’t Jump
on the roof
of your house
Faraaz,kacha tera
makaan hai
kuch to
khayal kr………..
6).Tera na ho saka to mar
jaon ga
Faraaz,
kitna hoobsoorat wo joot
bolta tha.
7).A relationshp should
have determination
and purification
like a mirror….
which never loses
its ability
to reflect even if its broken
into
thousand
pieces.
8).Tum ko dekha jab
mei ne
Faraaz,
pehli nazar
mei muje
reema yaad
ayi..
9).Tum ne to
muje mazak hi
bana dala
Faraaz,Mana
k sar pay
aik bi
baal nahi.
10).Usay itni nafrat
thi meri
soorat se
Faraaz,
jla daala
apna haath
meri
tasweer jalane
k baad.
September 18, 2008 by Aslam Bhai
Filed under SMS
Here is few Most popular SMs on President Zardari:
QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri,
iS Ki Hai bUhAt bAri ZiMaDaRi,
pAr tUm nA rAkHnA iS sE kOi tAwAqUA,
kYoN K iS kO hAi QoM kO LooTnaY Ki BiMaRi.
Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,
Zardari Ko Kuch Mat Kahna FaRaZ
Kuttay ki Dum Kabi Sidi Nahi Hoti…
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