Zardari Jokes Collection: Zardari sms; Funny Zardari urdu sms Jokes
September 20, 2008 by Life is Green Filed Under: SMS
All jokes on a person who is now President of Pakistan, Zardari. Zardari Jokes that spread on Mobiles on different time before and after his presidency.
1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
Faraz on Zardari
In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar
Zardari and Corruption
Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .
Zardari and Coke
Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!
Zardari Aur Zarda
Zardari aur zare
mei kia faraq hai
zarda wo hai
jo hushi mei khaya
jaata hai
aur
zardari wi hai
jo hushio ko
kha jaata hai
Zardari and Musharraf
Haqeeqat thi par
khuwab nikla,
dur tha par pass nikla,
mein iss bat
ko kia kaho,
Ye zardari to Musharraf ka bi
baap nikla.
Samaj To gay honge aap………
cheel uddi
kawa udda
tota udda
kabootar udda
kutta udda
is baar pata nahi
konse mulk k liye udda ha
samaj to honge app
sahti bohat ha na…….
Nice try to make jokes on Zardari keep it up you can become No.1 Joke maker on politicans and yeah try your luck on GEO TV programme “Ham sub umeed say hain ” or try some where else on another private channel.
Best of luck (Lolz ) the jokes were funny
Take Care ,
Bye
Just imagine Sarah Palin divorces her current husband and marries Asif Zardari.
Then Palin becomes Vice President of USA.
Then Zardari kills Palin, changes the Will which henceforth says, ‘Zardari will become the President of USA if I die.’
And eventually Zardari becomes President of USA six months after Palin’s death.
And Bilawal changes his name to Bilawal Palin-Zardar
To commemorate the ascension from jail bird to the Presidency, Pakistan
Post has officially launched a new Rs. 100 stamp.
People of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on!!!!
(in urdu log confuse theay k kiss taraf thook lagana hey)
Zardari ki gari ka nichay kutay ka bacha aa gya, Driver say zardari nay bola ka maloom kroo kis ka hai…..Driver thori dair main wapas aya aur bohat say har galay main …..aray kia hoa….Driver nay jawab dia kay ,,,Main nay logoon say bola kay mian Zardari ka driver hoon kutay ka bacha mar gaya ….unhoonay sun kar…..
agar zardari ka bas chale to woh qomi tarane ko is tariqe se pahe ga zardari ki zameen ka nizam bijli aye ath ganthe baad kom mulk sab gharak pa in da zardaristan shad baad sindh rahe abad zardari is mulk ko barbaad kar ke rakh de ga ppp ab apna asal roop dikhana shuru ho gi pata nahi age kya ho ga
video on zardari fraudia
here
what’s the only thing you see during long hours of load shedding at night?
answer: zardari’s flashing teeth.
jiss nay izzat, ghayrut ko laat mari
wo aik hi hay, sala zardari
bhooka maray ga ub her kisan, her hari
jub ho ga sadar, sala zardari
dhokay, fraud ki jis nay inteha ker dali
wo aik hi hay, sala zardari
pagal panay ka certificate bhi jali
bara hi bay ghayrut hay yeh sala zardari
Cheen say choori mulk kee yaari
aur America ki her waqt farmanburdari
mulk o quom kay sath ki ghuddari
yehi hay wo bay ghayrut, sala Zardari
Rockwood house or Swiss banks ka kaya poochtay ho yaro
ub toe aa rahi hay saray mulk ki bari
juld hi saari quom keh uthay gi
hi zardari, hi zardari, hi zardari
iss mulk main aik bee mari hai
zardari hai zardari hai
and also
BB hum sharminda hain
aap kay shohar abhi tuck zinda hain
Presidential Ordinance no. 150025. October 06, 2008
I, NRO President Asif Ali Zardari (Bhutto), hereby proclaim the following measures to come into force with immediate effect:
1. Continuing with the spirit of the naming of Islamabad airport to Shaheed Motarma Benazir Bhutto airport, the “murree road” to BB Shaheed road and the Rawalpindi General hospital to BB Hospital, I hereby order the following Islamabad landmarks to be named as follows from here on-
A. SHAKARPARIAN would now be called “BhuttoPARIAN”;
B. RAWAL dam is named BBWal dam;
C. PEER SOHAWA shall now be referred to as “PEER BHUTTOWA”;
D. The Historic APPARA Market must now be referred to “BHUTTOPAARA Market”;
E. The soon to be reconstructed Marriott hotel hereafter shall be named”BHUTTORIOTT”; and
F. The SHAHEED Margalla towers would now be honored with the nameplate of “Bhutto towers”.
2. A once in a lifetime opportunity is provided to all murderers, thugs and looters to have their records clean wiped by undertaking any of the following acts:
A. Adding the Bhutto suffix to their names;
B. Widely disseminating the recently devised “Bhutto doctrine”; and
C. Plastering 30 feet high Bhutto/Zardari posters in every nook and corner of the country.
A select few from no. 2 above would be hand picked to head key portfolios in the country. However, special patronage prizes would be awarded to all.
Signed here on the 6th day of October, 2008.
Asif Ali Zardari
President, Islamic Republic of Pakistan
Here is a hilarious one on why jialas are such losers that they continue to support the PPP (permanent plunder party) regardless of what the party does:
http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2008/09/15/ppp-annual-press-release
curse on us = zardari
iss mulk main aik bee mari hai
zardari hai zardari hai
that’s greaaat
mera khial hay k bayshak hmare mulk mein koee honest nhe mger zardari ko galiyan dena aur jok banana jab k wo sadr-e-pakistan hay mnasib nhe
ho sakta hay meri bat bhot se logon ko buri lage mger such yehi hay k jab tak wo is Pak serzmeen ka sadar hay hmein us ka mzaq urane k bjaey is mulk ko bchane ki fiker karni chahay jis k khilaf sazishein ho rhe hain
Zardari has denied from his sayings and commitments which he had made on the media to restore the Judges and Rule of Law. He committed with Nawaz Sharif. He also signed many agreements but who was aware that he will use the other political parties mandate and will deny after using their mandate.
He should not stay now he must be resigned from his presidentship other wise the public of pakistan will let him down from his seat.
He is not a good man. For the last many years his wife benazir was also not ready to live with her but to avoid media she was living with his not as a wife but only as mother of his kids.
We prey Allah that our leaders should obey their commitments and complete their promises who they made before elected.
I hope that the time will come and all the corrupt and bad persons will be removed from their seats and we will see that Pakistan for which our Quaid made it.
zardari sb py bari
ZARDARI say ek press reporter ne pocha:
“Zardari sahib, ap ko kis waqat darr lagta hy” ??
Zardari: jab log na’ara lagtay hen
k,…….
“ZINDA HA BB”
“BB Zinda Ha”
agar aaj se chand saal ya chand month tak hamare sadar asif ali sharaabi sahab ic pakistan per hakoomat ker gay to phir samjeeye
na rahe ga pakistan allah se dua hai k allah hum sub muslims ko aise hukmarano se bachaye
zardari dhood wale ke dookan pegaya…aur kaha….kuttey ke liye ek kilo dhood dedo….
Dhoodwala bola….idhar hi peeyoge ya pack ker doon….
JOKE!!!
aik aadmi ne farishte se pocha ke aap log jhhot kaise ginte hain tu farishta isse aik kamre main le gaya aur garhian(clocks) dekhain. AAdmi ne pocha ye kya hai, tu is ne kaha jab koi insaan jhoot bolta hai to clock ki aik sui aage ho jati hai. Phir farishte nai isse Liaqat ali khan ki clock dekhai aur kaha dekho ye sirf do(2) dafa aage gai. AAdmi ne is ko Zardari ki ghari dekhne ke liye kaha to wo bola, wo hum ne upne kamre main padester fan ki jaga laga rakhi reh.
Pakistan Post Nay President Zardari Kay Nam Ka Stamp Banaya Hai Ab Log Preyshan Hain Kay Ticket Ko Chaspan kernay Kay Lieye Thook Kahan Lagaain.
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan
Pakitan..
5th largest gold mine.
7th largest copper mine. Still begging from IMF?
7th with nuclear bomb
6th largest army, still silent on drone attacks?
11th largest wheat producer
12th largest rice producer, still 40 % hardly get enough food to eat…
Think…? “can pakistan be a world player today?”
‘Be the part of CHANGE u want to see.’
Keep moving… Spread it over to see a definite change in My nation.. in ur nation… if it is urs
ZARDARI SMS
Azadar.
You don’t want to say anything bad about Zardari because he is the president. Where were you when everyone use to curse out Mr. Musharraf. I don’t really think anyone is lying, all they are doing is stating the facts. He was a thug that has not changed, he was a liar he still is he had 39 cases against him a week before PPP got elected and then he selected himself to the highest office in of our nation. You still want to stay quite, you are not quite anymore you and millions like you are dead now. When there is a gathering called by the lying jack asses you get on the roads and burn some innocent persons store, shop but what he is doing to the nation you are not getting out on the road. When will you get on the streets about the price hikes in all utility such as gas, electric, rent and you basic needs like food. The person who works hard all day and at the end of the month gets 6000 rupees that use to be 100 dollars when Mr. Musharraf was in power now the same 6000 rupees are .80 cents. You should talk about this guy. This is the same guy when he was returning from Europe on his last trip the VAT tax that he paid for his personal shopping came out to 253,000 pound that’s 10% of his purchases. You think we should be proud of this person who has everything in every advanced country in the world. Grow up and get on the street before this jack off sells this beautiful Pakistan.
Pakistan Zinda aur Qaim Rahay, Ameen sum aameen.
TITLE FOR ZARDARI
Muhammad Ali Jinnah ………………………….QUAID-I-AZAM
Fatima Jinnah……………………………………….MADR-E-MILAT
Liaquat Ali Khan……………………………………QUAID-E-MILAT
Yousaf Raza Gillani………………………………AATY-KI-QILAT
Asif Ali ZARDARI…………………………………..ZILAT-HI-ZILAT
I totally agree with amjad. All pakistanis were busy cursing army and mushraff for overpopulation, unregulated and wnworthy people in manangerial positions and media and now pakistanis are busy cursing and making fun of zardari…
Nothing has changed and nothing will, untill people become serious and stop electing corrupt people. Pakistanis have elected zardari and now making excuses. Shreef brothers who left pakistan via a deel with 40 boxes are back again. These are Politicans. All they want is POWER and MONEY. Shreefs and zardari + bhuttos have palaces in dubai. why they would care about Pakistan? So stop making fun and putting blames on others. Stand for yourself. Stand for your country. Do you role honestly.
Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya [...]
shaitan:
sam go to america and make them like us example evil………………
juli go to india and make them like us example like making everyone to bad work………….
max go to europe and i think that u know what to do………………….
juli asks:shaitan sir what about karachi…………………….
shaitan answers:
there is no need to go there because zardari is there and i trust him very much…………………………………………
JOKE
BACHNA HAI GAREEBO LO MAI AGAYAA
FASAAD KA ASHIQ
AMAN KA DUSHMAN
APNI ADAAH HAI BIBI SE JUDA HO HO …………………………………………………….
YEH SALA ZAR-DARI ISI LIKE HAI.
GASHTI BIBI YEH AZAAB HAMARE LEAY CHOOR GAI. BHOTTO SAIN KA NAAM BADNAM KARNE KE WASTE
Asif Ali Zardari nay humare pyare mulk ka khana khrab kr diya hai.
Ase logo say bhalai ki umeed krna ghalti hai.
Allah humare mulk ko apni hifazat mai rkhe aor is Zardari say bachae.
Aor hmari Qoum ko apne barey main sochney ki aor Zardari jeson ko maf na krne ki tofeeq dai (Ameen)
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD
ab lagi samaj kay asal bat kay ha … zardari kay baray m ..
main nay duniya main bohat say kuttay dakhay hain magar zaradari jaisa chawall bagarat kisam ka kutta nahi milla
ufffffffffffffffffffff too sad to see that we being the citizens of pakistan are spitting on our president and none of the people who commented and pranked jokes said anothing postive about mr presidend………I dont blame you all coz he is indeed a rassssscal who is eating the resources of our beloved country.
Allah jald humein isss musibat se chutkara dilwaye.aamen
A Public Service Message
“Kissi bhe haalat main gaali dene se eemaaan kharab hojata hai…”
Agar boht majbuuri hojae to Zardaari bolden..
Shukria
Kill him anyone he is so anoying!
zardri hain to pakistan ka ALLAH hain
zardari pakistan ka kutta hai…………….kamina hai ……………harmi hai……….chawal hai…………jald mery ga……….
gindi soch ka hai gandi nasal ka hai……….
jis ne BB ko marwaya hai……..
ye pakistan ko lotna chata hai
is ko kahtam kar do
Hi
You have huge and latest collection of zardari jokes.
Thanks a lot for share.
ap log mujhe aik bat ka jawab dein keh kya Rehman malik elected banda hay?? votes lay ker aya hay awaam kay?? to woh humara interior minister kaisay ban gaya?? PPP se kissi bhi achay ki umeed rakhna beywakoofi hay. Lemme tell u k Vision 2020 sab se pehle PML-N- nay diya tha. History is evident. Buray sab hain but phir bhi PML-n- is doing kinda betta in my point of view
signs for qyamat by our Beloved Prophet (PBUH) 1400 years ago
one of which is;
“When the leader of a people is the worst of them”
sari duniya may kisi ko Paki bolna hi gaali hay.
visit www dot faith freedom dot org.
www dot islam dash watch dot org.
I agree with 42.fared. Zardari is curse of Allah on us. We all are responsible to make him president but now we all need to do something to get rid of him.
Joke::
Benazir ne kuta pala
Lampi lampi muchu wala
kata tar vho sapari
namm tha asif zadari
as kuta as zardari
as kamina as zardari
they 2 new proverbs
Chhalo yaaro I will give you a good news after all that we have suffered, America has decided not to send its drones to attack Pakistans soil any more, guess why…………………..
They say zardari is enough!
NA TEER SAY NA TALWAR SAY
ZARDARI!
DARTA HAI NASWAR SAY
zardari ki kabnit main jatne log hein sab ko phansi deni cha-he yeah
yea sab log karapt aur mujram hain in ko goli si ura dena ho ga
mulak ki dolat loot ker badash ban bate hain
ALLAH SAYS ” dosron k liye hussne zan rakho ”
My dear we are SLAVES, SLAVES SLAVES AND ONLY SLAVES. and we dont want to become indipendent. kabi hum nawaz k ghulam, kabhi hum bibi k ghulam, kabi musharaf k, kabi zardari k, or is k baad shayad phir nawaz k. hum apni qismat bdalna hi nhe chahtay. blv me hmari saari zindage isi ghulami main he guzray gi. be serious of my reply. bcoze yhe haqeeqat hy. we are in need of INQLAB-e-AZEEM. or ye tb tk nhe aaye ga jub tk Hadrat Imam Mehdi (A.S) nhe aatay.
so
wait for Imam Mehdi and pray to be soldier of Hadrat Imam Mehdi (A.S)
JAAAANAEY YAAAA ALI
News Items:
1 .Usama’s men have kidnapped Asif Zardari.
2. Usama demands $100 million ransom for his release.
3. A week passes by. Usama drops his demand.
4. A few days later, Usama announces, he will pay $100 million to zardari???
5. Usama pays Zardari $100 million and releases him???
6. A few hours later, bombs on Usama’s leg and neck are deactivated by remote control.
(To be a real street-smart guy, you ‘ve got to be out in the street, out of school and out of nowhere!)
is madarchod ko maro koi warna yeh pakistan aysi taysi ker day ga
amman you are right i totaly agree with you but what we should do, we are here like nothing, if we think som thing to do, but main thing is most of our pakistani are uneducated most of them are captured by these politition with money, once they get money, you can give any order to do what ever you need.
Asif Zardari is a thief. He should be know as Mr 50%. The last time I was in Pakistan I took his photo and set it alight in the street. He is an ugly pig and lagows his own brother. I would like to slap his face with my shoes. Please tell me when I can do this.
Allah bachaye is mulk ko Zardari se
zardari aik shop main gia
pochaa
ke yeh monchoon wala kuta kitny ka hy
shopman reply:
sir yeh aina hay….
Do you know why Zardari goes to remote villages in China?
P!g population in remote areas of China is dwindling fast. Male p!gs are now extinct. Zardari goes there to buttress their population. He is very good at it.
nice jokes, we need to come out of this aardari kinda bloody thing. keep it up,, how could a lose-character feudal run a country who himself is having a corrupt history, but rather than abbusing them we should try to change the minds of our nation who supports such idiots, other than the those who r in govt how many ppp supporters are educated. they are noramally illitrate. though we havenot evr got a true leader ship after qauideazam so its time for us to know this fact take an action. we should not become part of this politics. jo apne soobay ka kuch nahi ker sakte woh mulk ka kkia khak keray ga.jo saray aam aik gori pe fida ho jaye woh kitni kurpt cheez hai. he should be thrown out of country ofcourse. per not like altaf hussain. saza milna k baad phenkna chahiye,. werna bhag jaye ga
ake zardari sub pay bahare he is grate leader he will get noble prize very soon .our country will rise under his command. all other people are lier. he is only trust worthy leader in Pakistan. we all united under his command. he is face of our nation. we will soon enter in Punjab also, after all we are the Pakistani.
zardari aik acha leader nai hai par hum kise ka is tarah mazaq nahi urha saktay
zardari jesa acha bunda dunya main nhe hai.
Mushref 1000% time better then Zardari and all available politician. We Pakistani welcome Mushref in Pakistani Politice. We need to support Mushref to protect Pakistan.
I Like I Love Mushref
All of you please stop talking. I will remain President of Pakistan till end of Pakistan, till took all money from Pakistan and transfer to other country account. I will kill any one who come in middle of me like Bibi and Murtuza.. So Kindly stop all and wait till Pakistan become a part of America.
Asif Ali Zardari
Current Address.
America, UK, UAE, China, …… etc.
Temparory Address.
President House Islamabad Pakistan
Great work guys and lasses I must add!!!!
Come pay us a visit at sohnidhurti
Pakistan Zindabad and Revolution Zindabad
YA ALLAH IS MULK KI HIFAZAT FARMA OR IS MULK KO AISAY ZARDARION SAY BACHA.. AMEEN
dunya me bohat si nayab chezein hen magar unki tarah ki cheezien a chuki hen ya science danon ke tajarbon se ane wali hain magar zardari jesa aj tak na to kabhi aya he aur na hi a sakta he.
we should pray allah that send hadrat imam mehdi a.s early and try to work for our country and people.the poors cant eat loaf and cant buy salt and peper it is the fault of governement and we should go in politics and keep our country enemies out and be strong.
ye zardari to jail mei zindagi guzaar k aya hai ye tu sadarat ka ahl he nei hai.ALLAH hm sab k gunah muaf farmay aur is azaab ko uthaye.(aaaameeeeen)
India is a BITCH country & is involved in all the terrorist activities in Pakistan.
We must go TIT FOR TAT to India & punish the BITCH.
I.S.I must REFULE the Khalistan Movement & support other anti-India groups
Allah bless Pakistan, Pakistanis and Pakistani forces.
puri pakistan ki koom ko chachaye k wo zardari ko jutay maray.jo jotay bush ko lagay thay wo 10 nomber ke thay lakin zardari ko 50 nomber ke marnay chachaye.aur agar ho sakay to goli maar do.puray pakitan mein bomb damakay ho rahay hain agar ho skay to bomb zardari k uper chala doo.
agar koi zardari kay ghar par bomb pharay to meray khayal main wo pakistan ka hero kehlai ga aur janat main jai ga
Mere awaam!
Mein aapko yeh bata dene chaati hoon k
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Mera Qatil mera shohar hai.
zardari bhut acha insaan hai.duniya main ak hi tu neek hai.jo puri awam ko change karna chata hai.tum ko nahi pata.k yeh woh zardari hai?
zardarai ka latain word main meaing hai pig.
people of pakistan are corrupt and evil. for decades they have accepted corrupt and evil leadership from their villages to islamabad government. even if zardari goes you will vote another satan. look inside yourselves u lot are worse than your leaders. look at the justice you give your fellow countrymen. dont blame USA or europe or india. your judges , doctors ,police, government departments are all corrupt and evil. the shepherd boy in your country is corrupt.
100% true but whats the solution?? how to eradicate corrupt people??
im afraid its not a few people in pakistan who are corrupt and moralless its vast majority. only allah can eradicate them through natural disasters. America has tried in iraq and afghanistan but is failing. may allah put an end to this evil and put good and pious people incharge of that country ameen. and the most saddening thing is that religious mullahs are glorifying terrorism and the murdering of the innoncent people muslims and non muslims. islam forbids that. there is only one version of islam its the message of peace any thing else is not islam. the only solution from the outside pakistan is total sanctions ,isolate the country no food,oil or medicine or weapons. stop people emigrating to the west . this will knock some sense into them.stop china helping pakistan aswell.
pakistan needs a guy like the late ayatollah khomeini. slaughter the alcohol guzzling generals and civlian politicians, problem solved. one solid law in pakistan enforced by ISI”any government official including police and military general found to be corrupt will be hung till dead, and all family wealth taken from them and distributed to poor and to those who suffered injustice”. this would be a start to a great unified nation world stability.
zardari shahbash itni tareef kabhi kisi ki nahi hui ho gi jitni is bagerat ki hoti ha ye benazir ka kutta ha benazir ne kuta pala moti moti aankhon wala khata tha wo saunf supari nam ha us ka asif zardari
pata to jub chale ga jab ye apni mudat puri kar kay awam may ayega tab is ko logo kay pyar ka pata calay ga kay is nay sdarat may srf mulk ko dhoka diya
are bhayon hamay zardari sahab hamare he to voto sey aye hay to ye pastava kysa agar hum nay ye galti na ki hoti to ajj hum pasta na rahe hotay
ilyas: zardari kon hai
zain:wo BB ka kota hai
we should be give time to the govt butwe should also apposing to unlike commands but iam against nawzshreef coz he is nt looklike oppoistin party
Zardari sudhar jaa warna mera hath se mar jaye ga kutta jitna bachna tha bach liya tu ab tu mera saamne aye ga to zinda nhe bache ga
good joks about zardari
arslan ali raza
dewala
d i k
BENAZIR KO AIK HI AFSOS HAI K ZARDARI US KA SHOHAR HAI.
AUR ZARDARI KO AIK HI KHUSHI HAI K BENAZIR US KI BIVI HAI.
m zardari arsal ki baat say mutafiq hun shukria
zardari
asif ali zardari
arslan ali raza
zrdari acha insaan hai
Zardari peley biwi mari
ab awam ki bari
“arslan ali raza
zrdari acha insaan hai”
HA HA HA THATS REALLY A BIG JOKE
It is our national habit to tease specially our heroes and leaders. Hum Zardari ko to bura kehtay hain laykin yeh nahi sochtay keh hum ney khud Pakistan kay liye kya kia. Apna kaam Honestly Kia?…Apni Duty poori ki?
Friends i have no intention to say anything just to hurt anyone, but i no longer want to stay here in Pakistan. I will flee abroad as soon as i get a chance.
Zardari to bura ha hi lakin Pakiatani qom bhi achi nahi ha
hum na hi vote diya ha usy
bb to mar gai lakin logon na vote kis ko dia??
pakistani awam pagal ha aj jo kuch Pakistan ma horaha ha is ka zima dar pakistani awam hi ha hum kudh hi curropt hain hukmran bhi aisa hi milain ga
hum par humara amal ki saza ha ya sub
Zardari is the king of Dogs. is k assasy arabo rupees k hain. kahaa se laya ye itny pesy? kia is ki maa kama k lai thi. sala loot raha hy awam ko.
As i am a muslim and patriotic pakistani so i will give my view by taking a Quranic Verse which says
jesi Quom hoti hai wesay hi leader un per musalat kiay jatay hain
Pakistani Quom dunya ki sub say corrupt Quom hai aur mujhay yeh kehnay main koi sharm nahi
Aik gawalay say lay ker aik businessman tak,aik teacher say lay ker doctor tak.aik labourer say lay ker aik baurocrate tak, sub corrupt hain ,to phir leaders say gila kion
I request u to plz make jokes on pakistani nation also
Whatever duty is assigned to us ,we do not complete it and leave it for someone else
Ishfaq ahmad nay kaha tha k jo quom 2 minnute k liay traffic signal per khari nahi ho sakti wo apnay paon per kesay khari ho sakti
Many of u violate traffic signals daily
Pehaly apnay app ko thek karo phir kisi per jokes bnao
Khuda nay aaj tak us quom ki halat nahi badli
na ho khayal jis ko app apni halat k badalny ka
Soo plz look first into ur coller and then comment on any XYZ
ZARDARI NE KI ALTLAAF SE JO DOSTI
MUQADAR ME APNY SHARMAY BOHAT……………..
METHA KIA ITNA KUTA KAMINA
JO ZALEEL KE BACHY SE KI DOSTI
YE SOOCH K ZARDARI PACHTAYA BOHAT……………….
SOOCHA THA MIL KE KHAAY GE PAKISTAN KO
DEKHE GI DUNIA JO KHAAY GA WO PACHTAY GA BOHAT…………..
AAJ 1ST MUHARAM-UL-HARAAM HE
YA ALLAH HAMARA WATAN PAKISTAN AB MAZEED ZARDARI KE GUNAHOON KA BOOJH BARDASHT NAHI KAR SAKTA YE KAMZOOR HOJAAY IS SE PEHLY ZARDARI KO UTHALY MOLA APNA AZAAB UTHA LE HAMARE GUNHA MAAF FARMA HAMARA UR IMTIHAN NA LE HAM KO NIJAAT ATA KAR DE UR AANY WALA HAR DIN ZARDARI SE PAAK FARMA (AAMEEN)
AZEEM you have my full support….. I read through all these comments with the hope that someone would have made the comments you did…. and I was not disappointed…. Alhumdulliah
Lets make an effort to correct our deeds and actions…
otherwise we can consider this nation extinct and humilited in a few years time….
STOP DREAMING that the things will FIX THEM SELVES
think a moment before you do anything that you are on the correct path……
REMEMBER - If doing wrong does not worry us….. … then we have a serious problem. because we have slipped past the lowest level of EMAAN.
PLEASE MAKE AN EFFOR - TAKE A START TODAY for ourselves only and the nation will benefit.
zardary Allah ke waste mustafe ho jawo
Ab me karoonga mara mari
Mere naam hai zardari
Main ne pehle apni B.V mari
Ab hai poori qoum ki bari
Dil khol k loton ga
Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari
insaan bhi kya khoob taraki kar raha hai
zardari ko sadar bana kay oos uchaki pay mur raha hai
jab say sadar bana hay hur koi bus dar raha hay
mulk sara ka sara kin gunahon ki qeemat bhar raha hay
i think he iz a dog u know he is a thief and a thief even sell his mother father son daugther and even his wife.so he will sell us.please kiani dismiss his game
Zardari hai ya zarda mujay nain pata per ye pakistaan k leye bohat bora ho raha hai keyoun k zardari ne es mulak ko wo diaa jo aaj tak ko ur nain de saka.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ZARDARI YOU CAN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Its not good to say anything bad for Zardari… We should look within ourselves… Actually we all are bad, even a clerk does not avoid any chance to make illegal money. So why we abd mouth our president… Its the time that we should correctify our own selves…
MUSHARAF KA FARMAN BUSH HAN MERE ABBA JAN ZARDARI HAN MERE DADA JAN
Chinese scientist ne tehkikat k baad ye inkshaf kya
ha k chupkali ko ubal kr dhoop main sukha kr,
papar jesa krunchi hone k baad khaya jae to
ulti ajati ha!
Allah Bachaye……….
Purane TV se,
Pagal Biwi se
Purani Mithai se
Hajjaam ki shave se
Haram ki Kamai se
Aur Bhutto ke Jamai se
zardari jab jail se nikla to yahan dubai mai ek party hui thi mere dada ne mughe bhi invite kiya mai chal gaya wahan entering mai likha hua tha (shere pakistan)
mai ne us wakt socha kiya bakwas likhi hu hai chawal ne to mai gaya hath milaya sb jhuk k hath mila rahe the mai khare ho kar milaya
to zardari kehta k jab mughe judje saza suna raha tha to side hath kar k maafi bhi mang raha tha
kehta ab dekhna kiya hoga mai ne itne saal jail mai siyasat sikhi hai
dekhna ab mai kiya karta hu
ab mughe pata chal gaya k u us waktr sahi likha entering pe
kuta insan hai khaa njaye ga pakistan ko we should hav to support musharaf b coz he is educated
kiya aap log ye nahi chahte k pakistan thak chuka hai in purane dhoke baaz siyasat dano se ye zardari nawaz party 1 jata hai to 2 ajata hai pakistan ko khaane k liye ab kuch naya hona chahiye
hamain new generation chahiye in logo ne to har dor mai pakistan ko khaya hai kabhbi koi faida diya hai kiya
ZARADARI KII EDUCATION KIYA HAI ITNI SHARMINDAGI HOTIO HAI YAHAN DUBAI MAI JAB KOI INDIAN POOCHTA HAI APNE SADAR KI EDUCATION EXPERIENCE TO BATAO
MAR JAYE YE MANHHOOOOS PAKISTAN KA BERA GHARAK KIYA HUA HAI
INDIA K AAGE BOLTA NAHI KUCH AMERICA SE PAISA KHAATA HAI HAR MULK K AAGE JAA K BHIIIIG MANGTA HAI MANHOOSD KA BACHA PATA NAHI BE NAZIR KO KAHAN SE MIL GAYA THA YE KUTA SHASHKS
BAS EK BAAT SAMAJH NAHI AATI YE PAKISTANI EK KIU NAHI HAI YE SIND WAALE KEHTE HAIN HAM SINDHI HAI BALOCH HAM BALOCHI HAI PUNJAB HAM PUNJABI HAI
PAGALON SAB SE PEHLE HAM PAKISTANI HAIN AGAR HGAM PAKISTAN KO PAKISTANI KI NAZAR SE DEKHE GE TO HI PAKISTAN BACHE GFA OK
WARNA ALLAH HI BASCHA SAKTA HAI
SO PLZZZZZZZZ EKKKKKKKKKKKK N HOJAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kisi ne theek he kaha tha k es mulak main bohat jald azab aanay wala hai keyoun k musharaf k LAL MASJJAD oppration k bad lag raha tha k really azzaab aanay wala hai.
ur waqaai zeyada din wait nain karna para
Allah ne pakistan main ASIF ALI ZARDARI ki shakal main pakistan pe azab behja hai.
uncle zardari ak bohat he beyanak azzab ki sorat main hum pe baras chukay hain.
ROTTI,KAPPRA UR MAKAAN,
MAIN HOUN DUNIA KA SUB SE BARA SHEETAAN
PEYOUN KHOUN E AWAAM
NAAM HAI MERA AAMM
I M ASIF ALI ZARRDAARRI KHAN.
Allah hum sub ko es azab se bechai.
shere rehman se dosti ache nain ZARDARI
Balawal tera jawan hai kuch tto kheyal kar.
A message for Bilawal bhutto.
Bilawal socho us waqat ko jab tum ko apne he baap kee herktoo se sherminda hona pare jab log tum ko ye kahe k dekho ye begherat baap ka beta ha iss k baap ne mulik ko aik gidh kee tara khaya ha socho Bilawal kitni shermindgi ho gii tm ko or tum us waqat socho gay k kash mari MAA na merti ye bgherat BAAP mar jata tou mujhe aaj ye din dekhna naseeb na hota. socho Bilawal socho ager kuch ker sakte ho tou kro werna apni MAA ko kia jawab do gay.